The Cubs might be cast off as the soulless corporate prognosticators’ darling team, but what’s with the fairy dust in the air at Wrigley Field tonight? This mystery and more unlocked tonight as the boys also consider whether parliamentary rules, as practiced by a local school union, are more akin to a baseball or football rule book. Wait a minute…did you hear that? Are those church bells? This episode has enough time for a brief step into the church to speculate on ‘catchiness’ as a factor in eternal salvation! One truth is undisputed: You eternally suck, football!