In the course of baseball events, fans–especially casual fans–have been consumed by a medium that interprets the game for them and sells it to them in a thousand little bits. We have graphics and sound bites and replay and announcers choking on their own testosterone. If you love replay, buy some foot powder! These perceptual “enhancements” are actually alienating our experience. However, football, a sport of sudden, contained action, and lengthy delays, thrives in this system. There’s no story to tell. F*** it, string some plays together on the Red Zone channel! No one will notice that this sport sucks!! We noticed! Suck it, football!!!