Steve was embarrassed to find he liked the speed, power, and playoff atmosphere of baseball–aren’t those football qualities? Is a sport like football therefore better because it can produce more of these “fun” qualities? No! Football acts like it owns excitement but there is a ton of waiting around, commercials, mind-numbing replay, etc. As usual, baseball packages all of its characteristics in an aesthetically pleasing form. Steve and Keith welcome back football by disingenuously doting on it. But it’s never felt so genuine to say ‘you suck football!’
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