Our inquiry is going all the way! What do the baseball playoffs even mean? Are we rewarded after a season of balanced, practiced play with this forced, pressured, short-term playoff contest in which the idea of a champion baseball team is stretched and capitalized upon by networks? No! Wanting a World Series winner comes at an immense cost! Football, of course, is a lost cause, unable to back off of their ridiculous force-centric insanity, tumbling towards calamity. You’re hopeless football–might as well suck it!