Skip the dry bar because season six’s opening episode will blow your hair back! Updated format! Flashbacks! New jingles! What’s not to love? This podcast gives America more of what it craves: concrete reasons to turn away from football–as this nation seems to be doing by the hundreds of thousands of viewers per week. And we experiment with brevity, in case you–the listener–are busy and want more pithy assaults on this nation’s great abomination. All the gimmicks and revelations of truth you’ve grown to love…are back! Hook in your ear buds and press play! Suck it football!