Suddenly, two bad 90s hip-hop DJs ignite the fire of this podcast, which transitions into a contemplation of football as a house of cards. Why do people enjoy the stacked uncertainties of a single NFL play? Yardage? Penalty? Ref? Football agitates life’s anxieties, whereas baseball relieves us from them. Also, in our atrocity of the week, we learn how non-play penalties like “illegal substitution” are nevertheless measured in yardage.