Curse words a-flying! 8 Geese a-laying! 5 Golden F***s! We want Jack Daniels to sponsor our podcast. Yeah, it’s desperate, but so is a hail mary pass, as is NFL journalism/fans’ analysis, which probably won’t play out, but if it does, then you’re a hero! We talk blowouts: half of the games in NFL are blowouts, which creates futile aggression by the loser, but they cause calculated growth in MLB. Atrocity: the sidelines. WTF are all those people doing out there? Isn’t there a game going on?