It’s time for the 15-minute lightning round on the Suck It podcast! Steve & Keith have just enough time to describe how the NFL is like a ramshackle vessel of extraneous crap, pushed to the speed of light, only to collapse under its own overgrown mass. Also, how the NCAA’s playoff and bowl system is an attempt to compare the incomparable, and will only leave us less able to name the best team. Abomination of the week: the position of Safety–will he ever win!?