After 4000 years of effort, the human race finally has the epic it deserves–the highest expression of human emotion, dignity, and heroism–in the NFL’s playoff match-up last week between the Seahawks and Packers! So Epic!! In that spirit, we extend our podcast a little to discuss zany plays, disbelief, and “magic.” How can a team win in 5 minutes? Magic! But really we should consider fatigue and desperation. Shameful. Abomination: player eligibility rules are a sign of how NFL’s rules have mutated and multiplied to compensate for football’s inherent aesthetic failure.