Another day, another article about sports being boring. Apparently, college basketball has a low scoring problem. But, doesn’t more scoring prolong games? Isn’t a long game too ‘slow’ and therefore boring? In deft whirls of logic Steve & Keith discuss this truly puzzling sports mind-f*ck. We posit that people are used to digesting sports in replay tidbits and therefore ask that an actual GAME mimic the highlight reels we incessantly watch (while bored with sports), and are disappointed when it’s not. A Yankee appears in the baseball cards, and is the NFL really considering replay for flags? Abominable!