Why the hell do we care about the mealy-mouthed Wells Report about deflated balls from the NFL? Because it wants to be in your face and your conversation, giving you intense, out-of-proportion reactions to its own product. Think about incessant replay on the twist of a toe spike! Replay–the abomination of the day–doesn’t belong in baseball. It’s a response to TV networks who harvest negative reactions from fans by showing them nightly video montages of supposed sport injustice. An aesthetically healthy sport has little to no supposed injustice–the plays are clear. But football is a muddled mess. Replay fits in well. Stay out of baseball football! You suck!