Steve pulls closer to Keith in the baseball card gimmick! Discussion: Football’s “speed” comes from its obvious motion and quick feedback to its fans. Forward motion = good! Backwards motion = bad! It’s “excitement” comes from its rule-imposed randomness and infusion of risk. Baseball’s action is sustained and holistic. Its excitement comes from paying attention. Imagine that! Abomination: equipment. Football can’t be played at its highest level and avoid player death without excessive equipment. Tennis also needs hyper-precise equipment at its highest level. Baseball needs a bat and glove.