When’s the abomination jingle going to play!? It could happen anytime…randomly perhaps? And why not? Football features random acts of rule and referee. A ref has so much to decide: should I call a penalty here? Which of the dozen penalties committed per play should I call? Which obscure rule should I make the centerpiece to this week’s TV discussions? Stop the game and talk to everyone over loudspeaker? Yes! Also, football’s randomness means a play call is only justified after the fact, if the play succeeds, but in baseball, plays are justified by a calculation of the plentiful data and history the sport has provided. Suck it football!