In the darkness of daylight savings’ villainous clutch, Steve & Keith shore up their resistance to NFL’s dark arts by discussing its absurdity. How can we possibly understand football when it doesn’t give us enough data to analyze trends or a plausible formation of its players’ purpose? Also, in baseball, does the World Series give us the sports’ best version, which proves the regular season is lacking? Nah, baseball operates in a way removed from “immediacy,” a concept so important to football’s desperate grab for cheap attention. It’s almost as if…football sucks!