Sports Aesthetics is the new philosophical shield to nihilism. What the fu** does that mean? It means that Steve and Keith are back to shore up your humanity, tattered by the lawless, unmitigated reaction-based existence supported by the NFL. Did you notice that NFL games last at least 20 minutes longer than an average MLB game? Of course not! You beg for more! NFL culture revels in rage, and what do angry people like better than being angry? More people being angry with them! It’s almost as if NFL fans are a conservative, patriarchal group suffering from a persecution complex! But who are we to say? We suck at football! And suck it, football!